Adam gave up a rib so mine better be prime
I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.
I’m a twin.
I didn’t win.It was a draw.
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If I was to ever buy a female some Beyonce tickets, bitch you better bust it wide open all year.
For real tho!
leggo my legos
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This is perfect.
WHEN YA’LL LEAVIN?
Lawl that was my fav too.
Also: Bitch can’t hunt. <—- me——>collapsed.
I lost it at “BC - Before Columbus”
omg wut
Why am I laughing so hard at this?! LMAO!
this is prolly the best one ever
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4 people are #assholes 😏 (Taken with Instagram at H-E-B)