Alma La Ruidosa Glz.

Adam gave up a rib so mine better be prime

November 12, 2013 2:37 am

nineteeneightyeightt:

un besito pa’ toda las haters.

"Di algo pa las pinches putas haters"

September 9, 2013 5:03 am
mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

(via itslolitabitches)

June 20, 2013 4:22 am May 6, 2013 4:07 am
isis-:

combatbrodom:

quarrymen:

I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.
I’m a twin.I didn’t win.
It was a draw.

isis-:

combatbrodom:

quarrymen:

I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.

I’m a twin.

I didn’t win.

It was a draw.

image

(via munequitadeojosmiel)

April 27, 2013 3:31 am April 20, 2013 3:54 am

byrongraffiti:

If I was to ever buy a female some Beyonce tickets, bitch you better bust it wide open all year.

For real tho!

February 23, 2013 1:51 am August 22, 2012 8:18 pm May 29, 2012 3:42 am April 23, 2012 6:15 pm
iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

Lmaooooo

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

Lmaooooo

(via peaceloveforties)